( This is why they have help where they are. And a staff that keeps them fed. When they feel like eating and not having their liquid lunches. )
You're not being dubious. You're being pragmatic.
Is that on the table?
Then we should keep you off the floor, then. Your bag goes down, the floor is lava. Your clothes, too. The longer you have them on, the more they just turn to lava. I blame Parisian the cut.
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You're not being dubious. You're being pragmatic.
Is that on the table?
Then we should keep you off the floor, then. Your bag goes down, the floor is lava. Your clothes, too. The longer you have them on, the more they just turn to lava. I blame Parisian the cut.
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I feel like some would just call it good old-fashioned paranoia.
Knowing how determined she is? Yes. She's thinking about curtseying.
Nothing self-serving in that scenario, at all, is there?
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Only thinking about it? You might have to sit her down and have a conversation. It's the Queen. Curtsying is minimum.
Are you complaining?
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She's more concerned with the tea and her hat at the moment. I'll remind her when we get to that part.
Not at all. In fact, I think this is a game we indulge in more often than not.