this is a chemistry lesson

[episodic]

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[notwitty]

Do you need me on the east coast?

[Because London is still a mess and he was heading to Prague.]

[phonetically]

Better than any other coast right now. Lydia's banshee senses are tingling and you know when they crop up, it's only a matter of time before the dead bodies.

But, if you're still in Europe and more than a nine hour flight away, I know you're doing good work there.

[notwitty]

I was getting ready to head to Prague, and London's still a mess. Honestly, we can't afford to lose the bodies right now.

[Sorry Stiles.]

There's a wolf in Mystic Falls though - Lockwood. Maybe see if Lydia can find him.

[phonetically]

Lockwood? Never heard of him. Is this a Scott wolf?

[notwitty]

No, he's different. Part of these super old cursed bloodlines. But he's a good guy.

[phonetically]

If he's a good guy.

I'll tell Derek to make contact.

Hey, Isaac.

You're okay, though? How bad is it?

[notwitty]

I'm okay. We lost a lot of good people, but me and Ethan are fine.

[phonetically]

Ethan Ethan? I knew it. Scarves and cardigans.

[notwitty]

What's that supposed to mean? We were both in London when things went bad. I thought Jackson might want to know.

[Egotistical asshole.]

[phonetically]

Not with Jackson. Since when do you care about Jackson?

Where's Jackson?

Same question, by the way. You're in the company of, now, two gay wolves? Isaac, it's me. I was like the president of the GSA at Beacon Hills.

[notwitty]

I have no idea where Jackson is.

[A little while from now, that question will be answered.]

Also I have better things to do than debate this with you right now, so unless you have any pertinent information for me about Prague ...

[phonetically]

It's a city. Does that count?

Also, not debating. But we're all here for you when you're ready, Lahey!

[notwitty]

[And he's not even going to dignify that with a response. Goodbye, Stiles. Good luck with your Lydia problem.]